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Prachanda with the Queen of England. Prachanda -"Your Majesty, now that I am also a King Of mowist dynasty in Nepal are there any tips you can give me to stay in power?"

"Well,"said the Queen,"the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Prachanda frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.

"The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David - would you come in here, please ?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, David, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?

"Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be me, ma’am."

"Very good ! Thank you , David - that will be all! "said the Queen. Then she turned to Prachanda with a smile and said “See?”.

Prachanda went back to Nepal and called Baburam BhattRai and asked"Baburamji, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure, "said Baburam."Let me get back to you on that one..."

Baburam went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, he ran into MAdhav Nepal and asked, “madhav Solta, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Madhav Nepal answered, "That's easy, it's me!"

Baburam said, "Thanks!" Then, he phoned Prachanda."Solta , I did some thinking and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Madhav Nepal !!!":P :D

Prachanda shook his head in disgust and shouted ,"No! No! You idiot! It's David Cameron!":D :D

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